Welcome
This website was originally developed to show my utmost devotion to my favorite number... the square root of negative one. Assume Nothing. Question everything
Health issues have seriously slown me down or stopped projects... but hope to get back on them soon
Refresh often as this site is constantly changing
I am building a couple custom 8 string guitars. I call it the Octavius8 series. A lot of painting so far. I knew I should have started with laquer because this acrylic paint isn't sticking as well as I would like. Still have to work on the active electronics though I think the pickups are meant for passive. I will figure it out. One is going to be passive with a stained look. Polyurethane with a couple coats of lacquer clear coat. The other one is getting primed with black lacquer and I am going to make that one look like it is made out of marble. I'm going to hit it with alcohol inks to give it the marble look then a double coat of lacquer clear coat. Then there is the custom signature on the headstock..........
Looking sexy with nothing on. Yeah baby... Radiation sexy
Marble Run Madness
So I have constructed all 4 of these marble runs. Still working the gearing. 2 of them are binding gears I need to figure out. All 4 are supposed to be able to all interconnect to make one big marble run. I am excited to complete it and see how it works
Q: What is the difference between a joke and 3 dicks?
A: Your mother can't take a joke
Pimp Ass 1982 Dodge Van
This thing is going to be sick. I like to find strange models and pimp them. This 82 Dodge Van is going to be jet black with dark cherry overtone, custom rims with stepper motors to give it "hydraulics"... sport 3 wheel motion. Not to mention the carpeted pink interior.
Dollhouse of Cruelty
Working on the windows for the Dollhouse of Cruelty. I didn't realize how much work this would be especially being low on energy already. On top of that this house is not big enough. I have another to put together and try to figure out a way to combine them together.
Dollhouse of Cruelty
A working scene for Dollhouse of Cruelty. Sheila was relaxing doing her business on the toilet when a psycho busts in the bathroom with a chainsaw
Dollhouse of Cruelty
A veteran trooper protecting his woman from the invasion of skeletons.
Chillin wit my cuz
No pickles in my burrito punk ass bitch!
Everyone is amazed at how small I wrote in my work notebook at at a previous employer. I average about 8 lines per inch and cover about every square inch of every page. I estimated it would take about 5 years to fill up the notebook but will not have a chance to test that prediction.
Yo that shit is corny
Comic Book
I got the random idea to make a comic book. Still working on the details of the characters and plot. Also I am not too good of an artist so have to practice
School
Although I am out of school, I am always trying to learn something about something. I will probably put some of my past school work on here such as this paper I wrote for a course in digital signal processing. More to come...
Music
Soon I will add more about the interesting music I can create using a variety of different instruments.
Music
Music Pedals
Still trying to work out the pedal situation. A lot of cables, pedals and loopers. And then there is the analog synth and sequencer...
Your mother is a cheeseburger, your dad is a side of fries and you are the flat tasteless beverage served with that value meal
Hobbies
Some side projects are to dig a dinosaur, build a wooden dump truck and a model metal revolver
Solar
I have a lot of ideas for the solar panel. I had a project back in college where I played around with photvoltaics. More to come on this one
Latest News
Updated Website!
This website contains no useful information... but then again doesnt that describe 99.99% of all websites on the internet?
Contact Info
OCTAVIUS
OCTAVIUS
They won't accept my signature at the bank since I changed it to my middle name. That's messed up. I was given that name since birth
Many years ago I bought your mother a dildo. That is your father
Charlie
Some people might think it is weird to have a ventriloquist doll in their living room sitting in his own little chair but I am living proof that it is perfectly normal. In fact I would argue only a crazy person would not have him in the livingroom facing the TV if he threatened them. I do whatever he asks me to do because I dont want him to hurt me. Thats not crazy... thats being sane and staying safe!
Play stupid games to win stupid prizes
Solder Time
I have been practicing soldering more. It is not a trivial task and does require skill especially soldering fine pitch SMT components. I can barely even see these things
Balsa plane mania
Nothing says "I am a nerd" quite like building balsa planes. These two planes were sort of partially finished a number of years ago and I stumbled across them and decided to finish them. We will see soon how well they fly...
So an ex asked me awhile back "Does this dress make me look fat?" I told her "Don't blame the dress". She wouldn't talk to me the rest of that day
I met Kevin Hart
I ran into him at 7-11
I love Karaoke
My health issues have made it more difficult so I have to keep on it and practice. The 3 mic setup is pretty awesome. I need to think of effects
A little bit of painting is in order
My whole dining room is lined with plastic drop cloths. There is paint all over the place
"Yo momma got 2 feet growing out of her titties. Bitch fell down and kept running" - Ice-T
Not at all
People always said that I was crazy but I showed them... I had a lobotomy in the end
T Rex Day
There was a gathering at Pioneer Square a couple years ago to break the Guiness record for most people dressed in a T-Rex costume. I forget the actual number but it was hundreds. We broke the record. That was so fun
I bought a pair of tennis shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day
Exclusives
Your Mother?
What is this thing? Is it a goat, llama, alpaca or some genetic hybrid? Scientists have been baffled by the occasional appearance of the beast and have offered a reward for the successful capture of it unharmed.
NEW WORLD RECORD!!
Officials and judges with Guinness cornfirmed the record for garbage collected on one single shopping cart today after a drive-by assessment of the overflowing cart. The record was set by a man on the corner of North Albina and Ainsworth. The new record shatters the old one by at least 4 white garbage bags and 5 empty milk containers.
Facial Scrub Supplies
ON SALE!!
Dollar Tree has everything you need for the most exfoliating facial scrub possible.
Best Socks Ever
ON SALE!!
How bad ass is it to have pairs of Raisin Brand socks and Kraft Mac and Cheese socks?
Best Beef Jerky Ever!!!
ON SALE!!
My Qiaozhi brand beef jerky is the best ever. Teriyaki Pinapple Habanero. It is delicious
Tightest Ride ever!!!
ON SALE!!
I am putting my Porsche up for sale. It is a fun car but I have other expenses. This thing corners like nobodies business. I just don't drive it enough and could use the money and space in the garage
Banana Bread!!!
ON SALE!!
Belive it or not I am quite skilled at making some bomb ass banana bread
Banh Mi!!!
ON SALE!!
Belive it or not I am quite skilled at making some bomb ass Banh Mi sanwiches
These buns are warm
ON SALE!!
I think these buns might be on fire
This guy is a pimp
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